In my opinion there is absolutely nothing to love about the story. Vampire in love with a girl? Pssh. Old, corny, and downright melancholic madness. It's a story that fails in such large proportions that it cannot be calculated by simple use of an inverse logarithmic expression.

And a little message to the Twilight fangirls and fangays out there: There is nothing wrong with the freedom of voicing one's opinion out there. Just because you are madly in love with that Edward guy doesn't mean your friend (be a gay or a girl or whatever) has to love him too. And when they do voice their stand, you should know that attacking them in any way be it physical, mental, emotional, psychological, ontological, theological, scatological, paleontological, omnipontological, or any other science that ends with ological, is a criminal offence and may lead to either a court hearing and sentence to x number of days in prison for the person you killed or a trip down across the interstate with your body dragging along behind my car. It's your choice. Stop these foolish, random acts of sheer putrid motherfucking madness or be stopped permanently. Be responsible for the actions you make towards others regarding opinions, you little wussys.